last night in the bay

San Francisco was amazing the hotel was spectacular, we ate at the finest restaurants, walked and shopped around china town, ferry building market place, of course the golden gate bridge and checked out the art and theater scene,rode the cable cars ate everything in sight,clothes shopping, hey i am a tourist,i knew she would rather do more "grown up/non touristy things" but i really wanted to see those things,so she gave in.
it ended up being wonderful. i had so much fun. the funny part of the trip was at the end after a delicious dinner on saturday, we were at a lounge enjoying our drinks and each others company, sort of making out, laughing and kissing, when these two guys walked over to us and introduced themselves. and began flirting in an overtly sexual manner! i thought it was hilarious, these fools really thought we were just trying to get attention from them and they were presenting their dicks on a sliver platter to fill the void in our "lesbian interactions" but Miss B got slightly irritated and told them we were not interested and that we were just trying to enjoy our evening. the bewildered look on their faces swiftly turned to disgust as they realized she was not kidding with them. one of them actually said "what a waste.how can it be sex? neither of you has a cock"
i guess having a penis is the only way to satisfy a woman.
we weren't going to let a couple of boozoos ruin our evening. we both got pretty tipsy, well i got drunk, we stumbled back up to our room for our last night in San Francisco to prove those idiots wrong. and i must say miss Beautiful was determined for me to never crave a penis again. because what she did to me that night......... hot damn.